worst financial advice in crypto. buy high, sell low. hodl to zero. yolo is for the emotional investoor. whatever happens, i told you so.
within an unimaginative ocean of derivatives and impotent rugs of the solana casino, $yolo was born as a pump fun experiment.
when yolo met the sniperman, it was love at first sight. yolo spent an unforgettable week in portofino with the sniperman. thanks for all the free sol sniperman. I'll never forget u <3.
yolo is a marinated trader. when he saw the shark pattern on his chart, he knew things were getting serious. he called his emotional investoors and grabbed the supply control. it was clear as day to yolo now, the chart was the lore.
yolo’s mythic romance with sniperman was noticed by hollywood. scorsese begged him to direct this epic rom-hor, he accepted. ”the sniperman” smashed the box office and critics worshipped.
yolo’s second film "i got the powell" came shortly after FOMC crashed the financial markets in 2024, right before christmas.yolo is a yuge fan of guy ritchie, to whom he begged to direct his second movie as an action-thriller. despite ritchie’s great work, film was a flop at the box office. after the gala, yolo withdrew himself to his secret retreat in zimbabwe.yolo’s story contines to be written in real time. yolo lives for his cult. he feels feelings for them.hold me culthold me tight
yolo taped his sell button to further induce confidence to his cult
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yolo wants one thing in this life and it’s disgusting
yolo lurks in the shadows always undercover
yolo’s wife is a belly dancer and she makes the best lasagnes in the world
yolo meets sniperman in portofino
“if you're gonna mid-curve, mid-curve like a king”
path to riches will lead you astray, follow yolo to navigate safely
you're used to PvPwatching metricstracking walletsthey stole your emotionsi'm the cure
the book of $yolo | chapter.1
“the sniper man”
the book of $yolo | chapter.2
“i got the powell”
the book of $yolo | intermission
“touch grass”
the book of $yolo | bonus chapter
“lasanta christmas”
the book of $yolo | flashback chapter
“satoshi's wallet”
the book of $yolo | intermission
“i love crypto”
the book of $yolo | intermission
“new year's resolution”
the book of $yolo | chapter.3
“the alphakol”
the book of $yolo | chapter.4
“the elongate scandal”
the book of $yolo | commercial
“yolo suppository”
the book of $yolo | chapter.5
“it's so simple man”
the book of $yolo | intermission
“candle in the wind”
the book of $yolo | commercial
“pre-rich eu de toilette”
the book of $yolo | intermission
“buy the dip”
the book of $yolo | podcast
“all-in the meme coin debate”
we invested in $yolo once we saw the potential in the meme and community’s positive reaction to it. the team of yolo holds roughly 33% of the token supply. the wallet that’s holding 26% of the coins is locked and linear-vested for 26 weeks. we did this to ensure our community of our good, long term intentions for the yolo trade zone project.
we love the character yolo, way he trolls, his edgy style, but the fact that he’s never toxic. we are content creators with 20+ years of experience. our goal is to grow this meme into one of the biggest IPs in the meme coin space.you know...it's because yolo
